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Top 10 Studying Tips
10. If you ever go blank, remember: the T.I.P.S. Man is all-knowing
9. Warn your mother in advance not to buy a USC-sponsored care
8. Replace Smirnoff with Evian.
7. Set aside time you normally spend stalking girls and writing stupid
top ten lists.
6. The library is that well-lit building by the reflection pool.
5. Even though it may result in some inconvenient hazing, don't be
afraid to tell noisy flat boys to shut up
4. It can be so much more convincing if you learn the name of the
nerd you're asking for notes.
3. At times of stress and anxiety, relax and remind yourself that no
teacher in his right mind is going to fail the starting quarterback
2. 25 free packets of sugar is better than any Vivarin.
1. You may need those books you sold last month after all.
? Matt Hanley
Drayton Theatre To Present Transformations: Drayton
Theatre will present "Transformations," a dramatic presentation of
Anne Sexton's poetry, 11:15 p.m. Friday and Saturday.
The production is a black humor exploration of the underlying
meanings of fairy tales written by the Brothers Grimm. Conceived
and directed by Katie Bennett, the presentation will feature selections
from Sexton's poetry, including "The Frog Prince," "Hansel
and Gretel," "Rapunzel" and "Snow White."
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ries of fairy tales and feminine myths and archetypes. Sexton (19281974)
was an important figure in the history of modern poetry,
remembered for personalizing poetry with autobiographical themes
from her troubled life, which was marred by incest, drug abuse and
Along with Bennett, the presentation also features Pilar Heirera
in several roles, including Rapunzel and Gretel, Gene Aimone as
many characters, including the Frog Prince and Hansel, and Sarah
Osborne as the musician.
The program is co-sponsored by the department of Women's
CBS Wins Nielsons: CBS, the just-declared No. 1 network
of the 1992-93 season, won the ratings for the first week of the offseason.
CBS had five of the Top 10 shows ? including the TV movie
"Call of the Wild" and "60 Minutes," both of which tied for third
with NBC's "Seinfeld" ? and received an overall rating of 11.4,
the A.C. Nielsen Co. said Monday.
ABC had a 10.9, NBC a 10.5 and Fox Broadcasting Co. a 6.9.
Each rating point equals 931,000 TV homes.
In the network news ratings, ABC continued a winning streak
that began in August, receiving an 11.0. CBS had a 9.4 and NBC an
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"Cheers," NBC, 19.2.
"Roseanne," ABC, 18.8.
"CBS Sunday Movie: The Call of the Wild," CBS, 18.2.
"Seinfeld," NBC, 18.2.
"60 Minutes," CBS, 18.2.
"Home Improvement," ABC, 17.4.
"Walker, Texas Ranger," CBS, 16.5.
"Murder, She Wrote," CBS, 15.7.
"Rescue: 911," CBS, 14.8.
"Delta," ABC, 14.6.
"NBC Monday Night Movies: Father & Son ? Dangerous
Relatives," NBC, 14.6.
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From Staff Reports
"Splitting Heirs," a wicked comedy
starring Rick Moranis, Eric
Idle and John Cleese, opens today.
It tells the classic story of mistaken
identity and a kingdom at
stake between two men, Tommy
A child of the '60s, baby
Tommy, played by Eric Idle, was
accidentally left behind at a wild
London party as a baby only to be
raised by a poor Pakistani family
as one of their own.
Now grown up, Tommy discovers
to his honor that not only is he
the real 15th Duke of Bouremouth,
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through a variety of hair-brained
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wasn't enough trouble, Tommy has
lo deal with his real mother, the
Duchess Lucinda, who unknowingly
tries to seduce her own son!
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Barbara Hershey and Catherine
Zeta Jones and is directed by
Robert Young. The movie is rated
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